Shabby Miss Jenn

Sunday, April 06, 2008

I smelled an ipod because the voices told me to.

I saw this in the NDISB (scrapbooking site) forum and I'm still laughing! Too funny - leave yours in the comments.


Pick the month you were born:

January---------I kicked

February-------I loved

March-----------I karate chopped

April-------------I licked

May--------------I jumped on

June-------------I smelled

July--------------I did the Macarena With

August---------I had lunch with

September----I danced with

October--------I sang to

November-----I yelled at

December-----I ran over


Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a birdbath

2-------a monster

3-------a phone

4-------a fork

5-------a snowman

6-------a gangster

7-------my mobile phone

8-------my dog

9-------my best friends' boyfriend

10-------my neighbor

11-------my science teacher

12-------a banana

13-------a fireman

14-------a stuffed animal

15-------a goat

16-------a pickle

17-------your mom

18-------a s.p.o.o.n.

19-------a smurf

20-------a baseball bat

21-------a ninja

22-------Chuck Norris

23-------a noodle

24-------a squirrel

25-------a football player

26-------my sister

27-------my brother

28-------an ipod

29-------a surfer

30-------a llama

31-------a homeless guy



Pick the color you are wearing:

White--------because I'm cool like that.

Black--------because that's how I roll.

Pink----------because I'm NOT crazy.

Red-----------because the voices told me to .

Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Green--------because I think I need some serious help.

Purple--------because I'm AWESOME!

Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

Yellow-------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.

Orange------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.

Brown--------because I can.

Other---------because I'm a Ninja!

None----------because I can't control myself!

Josh: I had lunch with my brother because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars. (so him!)
Ryley: I ran over a phone because I'm a Ninja!
Maddie: I did the Macarena with a goat because that's how I roll.
Cash: I jumped on my sister because I'm *cute* and I do what I want. (*changed sexy for cute - no 2 year old should be called sexy - EVER!)

Still laughing!

10 comments:

Brianne said...

Here goes:

I ran over my dog (how sad) because I'm sexy and I do what I want (how true).

Ha... fun game!

Sarah said...

Haha, that's funny!

I did the Macarena with a pickle because that's how I roll.

Brianne, yours is hilarious!

www.thesinglelifeofastudentwife.blogspot.com said...

I kicked a s.p.o.o.n because the voices told me to.

www.thesinglelifeofastudentwife.blogspot.com said...

I had to do the others...
Svend: I licked my science teacher because the voices told me to.

Bergen: I kicked a goat because I think I need some serious help.

Tally: I love my mobile phone because I'm not crazy.

Caitlin said...

I kicked a homeless guy because I think I need some serious help.

elisa said...

Bruce-I licked a surfer cuz the voices told me to
me-I had lunch with my best friends boyfriend cuz I need some serious help.
The kids' were just wierd, ethans' was creepy.

Bruce said...

Okay, apparently I licked a surfer because I am sexy and I do what I want. Creepy.

J D C and N said...

Mine: I had lunch with a stuffed animal because Big Bird said so and he's my leader.

John: I smelled your mom because I'm sexy and I do what I want!

haha- I'm just psychotic I guess but John's is the funniest by far!

Sandi said...

Here goes:
Sandi - I smelled my mobile phone because I'm sexy and I do what I want!
Austin - I ran over a goat because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Emma - I karate chopped a baseball bat because I'm cool like that.
Avrie - I yelled at your mom because I'm *cute* and I do what I want.
Those are great, Avrie is the truest.

~Jen~ said...

I stepped on a bat because I'm sexy and I do what I want.